Applying For The Diamondbacks Golden Glover Job

So, once again, I'm intending to make a fool of myself, by trying out for The Arizona Diamondbacks Baseball Team Golden Glovers. This crew is responsible for sitting near the outfield foul lines during the games, and retrieving any foul balls hit their way.

I've previously tried out 4 times, without making the team, but Like I indicated in my resume, I'm going to keep trying out every year until I either make the team, or die trying. Ya think I was persuasive? I submitted my resume, we'll see

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